Dark Daze Of Christmas
Copyright 2011 by Coyotes Publishing
Smashwords Edition
Introduction
Welcome to Dark Daze Of Christmas, allow me to
thank you for reading the first ever selection of Christmas poetry
written by Kennie Kayoz...
First allow me to thank the following
people/groups for inspiration when it came to writing:
Any
Body Killa
ClaAs
Soundness Of Mind
Cryptic
Wisdom
D-Mindz
Hopsin
Insane Clown Posse
Twiztid
Blaze
Grave
Plott
Matt Stone & Trey Parker (creators of South
Park)
PLUS
http://Faygoluvers.net
(for hopefully posting this up on there site, that and hooking me up
with the music that have inspired this release)
For many
people Christmas is a happy time, for myself it's more of a
depressing time as I tend to get rather sad around this time of the
year as back on December 20th 2005 my father died which
makes this time of the year rather difficult for myself.
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Santa's Gonna Die
Your not gonna see the fat man this
year.
Dressed in red with the plush white beard.
He chose to
come down my chimney first.
Turns out I'm the one with the
thirst.
Just as he got out of the chimney, the fire place got
lit.
That'll stop his fat ass from trying to split.
Shovel to
the skull.
That'll allow Santa to fall.
Landing with a thud,
now it's my chance.
I got a one time chance for this.
How shall
I do it....
Reaching for his bag I decided to see what toys I
could have for my day.
First I pulled out a slinky.
Which
started me to began to thinky thinky.
As I started to wrap it
around his throat.
I started to think about the letter I
wrote...
Dear Santa;
I've always tried to be the nice
guy.
But yet for some reason you choose not to bat an eye.
Last
year when I asked for the game Mortal Kombat.
You brought me socks
and underwear, now you can regret.
Your choice for the gift that
you chose to bring.
So here you lay on the floor infront of
me.
Knocked out bleeding from the head.
All 9 of your reindeer
are strung up in my shed.
I'll be eatting good this year.
Nothing
like some reindeer steak with a cold beer.
- Kennie Kayoz -
The Night Santa Got Robbed.
It was the night before christmas
and Santa's sleigh got shot outta the sky.
As it came in contact
with the earth we knew he was gonna die.
Everyone from our town
had there own beef with St. Nick.
He kept making false promises to
our kids, that's right he was a dick.
The whole town rushed to the
scene of the crash.
When we got there it was fun at last.
Just
as we figured Santa was found butt naked on the grass.
Someone
already robbed him of his magical suit.
Next up was his big bag of
gifts.
Bout time we got a chance to make our kids dreams
right.
His bag was picked dry, by the time he got to open his left
eye.
Nothing is left for the rest of the children on Christmas
- Kennie Kayoz -
Troubled Thoughts
A passing of a neighbours mother.
Trying
to decide if I should go or stay away from another.
Funeral
home.
It'll be the 4th different one that I visit in a
few years.
Should I go, dressed in black.. Watch everyone turning
to tears.
Or would it be best if I stayed away.
Another
troubled thought that surrounds me.
I sit in a room in total
darkness.
With silence echoing around me.
Not even the
light from the moon can find me.
I sit in a sea of black.
Trying
to figure out if I chose the right path or should I go back.
Do I
even have the choice anymore.
The pathway is now covered.
I
can't find my way back.
- Kennie Kayoz -
Christmas Lights, Oh Christmas Lights..
Sitting by the tree,
look at all those lights.
Reds, Greens, whites.
An angel on
top, everyone so happy for this holiday.
Allow me to brighten up
this holiday for everybody.
The christmas lights can continued be
plugged in.
Family will continue to bicker, nobody will
win.
Nobody will ever notice that I'm gone.
Watch me now spread
the holiday cheer.
As I start to unwrap the lights from the
tree.
Just a few circles, one, two, three.
I now have enough
for this holiday joy.
As there was never a good Christmas for this
little boy.
Climb up on a chair as I loop the lights over a bar.
I
know that I don't have to fall far.
I whisper “hope you all
enjoy your Christmas and don't worry about me”
I tip the chair
over.
Let my body go limp, as the christmas lights continue to
flicker.
The sounds of christmas continue to get thicker.
As
the nut cracker suite plays through the speakers.
- Kennie
Kayoz -
Don't Want To Be Here
During this time of year everyone
is filled with holiday joy.
But all I want to do is sleep and be
left alone.
If it was up to me I wouldn't put up a tree.
Or buy
gifts.
I would just forget the holiday even exists.
Not like it
matters though as to many I don't exist.
I'm just “that guy”
whom they'd rather forget.
To many they feel like I'm a
grinch.
I've often been asked if I had a child would I want to
celebrate.
To be honest the answer is no.
I'd prob let the
child and mother do there own thing.
While I laid in bed
sleeping.
If I could hibernate for the days around Christmas I
would.
- Kennie Kayoz -